90's Glam Ballads FTW

WoW!WoW!WoW!WoW!WoW!WoW!WoW!WoW!WoW!

Cause who the hell can resist this shit huh???  I challenge you to not listen to at least one of these amazing ballads.  Nothing is better than a nearly shirtless rocker dude with long wavy blonde locks singing a tender love song to all those wonderful babes in the audience.  Babes like THIS.

FIREHOUSE

WARRANT (RIP JANI)

KISS

EXTREME

ALIAS

HOT DAMN THESE SONGS ROCK!! BANG YOUR HEAD YOU BASTARDS



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DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE

I know what you're gonna say, "but Ted...I thought you loved hair metal??  this should be like your favorite movie ever!"  FUCK THAT.  This thing looks like a god awful monstrosity that came out of Tom Cruise's anus on a hot and balmy August day in the desert.  I personally blame Glee via American Idol via Beau Fucking Bise via Simon Cowell's ass.  BOYCOT THIS SOB.  It's time to tell the movie studios that--as amazing as Alec Baldwin may or may not be--this shit will not stand!  I wanna throw up just looking at that movie poster.  In protest here are some classic live videos to remind us all how amazing these songs are and as an F-You to these fools for having the audacity to include them in their lip synched shit show.








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Soundcloud is Down so LETS ROCK!

Woke up to this on soundcloud...so much for getting the midweek dump up!  So instead how about some mother fucking metal?!?!  Tons after the jump.

More Friday ROCKERS

Can't quite shake this need to ROCK THE FUCK OUT.  GET DOWN!




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